First off, what the hell are you doing reading this!?  Don't you know there's a tropical storm coming!!  Dear Lord, run for your lives!!  Batten down the hatches!  Throw your kids in a freakin' hold in a field, and chuck a few weeks worth of food in there with them!!!!

This is what it's come to, people.

From now on, every time any clouds form over the Caribbean, you can bet your sweet ass that the mainstream media is gonna drill it into your head that this one is gonna be the goddamn "Big One!"  The mother of all hurricanes.  Freakin' Armageddon.  God's Mighty Anvil.

This week marks the 1-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.  You know...that purely natural earthly occurrence that just so happened to overrun much of lower Louisiana.  I'm already sick of the hype!  It was here, that your beloved Web-Tyrant first predicted that those parasites, down in Chocolate City, saw Katrina as their opportunity to steal as much as they could from law-abiding citizens, in the form of pilfered goods, monetary relief, and charitable contributions.  To date, the Imperial Government still hasn't recovered billions of dollars of "relief" that was just pissed away by the parasites in the form of "grillz," plasma televisions, and even multi-hundred dollar titty-bar tabs (yeah...because when my house gets blown away like one of the three little pigs', the first thing I wanna spend my money on is a big pair of fake tits just jiggling in my face!).

But I digress...

I'm writing this article on August 28th.  Now, because of the unpredictability of purely natural earthly occurrences, this thing may very well become some category-bazillion hurricane, and completely wipe out all of Cuba and Florida (and hopefully every inch of Texas).

Then again...it's looking like it's not going to end up being that way.

Watch the TV newscasts and weathercasts very carefully. Everyone seems to have received the memo. Katrina must be mentioned in EVERY SINGLE story dealing with Ernesto.  It matters not that Ernesto looks like a pussy.  The rule is, that with every newscast you have to somehow force the Sheep to believe that they are going to see another disaster of the Katrina scale.

       Don't forget that all of the broadcast and cable news networks have positioned extremely expensive satellite trucks throughout the Florida Keys.  They're paying massive amounts of money to get their reporters down there so that non-stop images can fill your television as the storm approaches. Remember, this is all about images --- and these images are expensive.

       How do they pay for this expensive equipment and these high-priced personnel?  With advertising, of course!  And the more Sheep they have watching, the higher their ratings.  The higher the ratings, the more they can charge for their advertising.  So the game here is to make sure the Sheep keep their empty little heads glued to their TV screens.  To do this they will spend the next day or so trying to scare the absolute dogshit out of the Sheep until  1) Ernesto actually turns into a threat and they can report the news as it is, instead of how they want it to be; or,  2) Ernesto fizzles and goes away.

       Now .. it's not just the media that's in full-blown panic mode. Count your Imperial Government in also.  Florida has declared a state of emergency.  Ernesto is only a tropical storm, and Jeb Bush is already declaring a freakin' state of emergency!  In 2004, Florida had four separate hurricanes.  Not once was a state of emergency declared for any of those storms when they still categorized as tropical storms and the winds were only 50 miles per hour!!  Hell...why don't we just keep Florida in a perpetual state of emergency!?  After all, almost any thunderstorm (and Florida has more of them than any other state) can put out 50 mph winds.

Just remember...when Ernesto finally DOES hit the shores of the United States, you can certainly bet on one thing...whatever damage is caused, it will be solely blamed on George W. Bush.